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27 Inspirational Quotes make you more vital and Motivational

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Inspirational Quotes to help you achieve your dreams

 

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life – Winston Churchill.

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You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

 

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese – Steven Wright.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.  Will Rogers

 

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

 

 

Time means a lot to me because you see, I, too, am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing and simplifying. If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of. Bruce Lee

Motivational Quote of Bruce Lee
Motivational Quote of Bruce Lee

 

 

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

Ron White The Funny Quote
Ron White The Funny Quote

 

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip

 

 

 

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller
Funny Quote by Phyllis Diller

 

 

 

Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing. Seneca

Quote By Seneca
Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing. Quote By Seneca

 

As you get older three things to happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdo
Norman Wisdom

 

My Life is y Message – Mahatma Gandhi

My Life is y Message by Mahatama Gandhi
My Life is y Message by Mahatma Gandhi

 

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.
Robert Fulghum

Inspirational Quote by Robert Fulghum
Inspirational Quote by Robert Fulghum

 

 

The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin
The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin

 

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy

 

When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic – Jane Wagner

 

Jane Wangner
Jane Wangner

 

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin

George Carlin
Quote By George Carlin

 

Leonardo Da Vinci  Says “I love those who can smile in trouble”.

 

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin

George Carlin

 

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection – Drake

I Was Born To Make Mistakes - Quote by Drake
I Was Born To Make Mistakes – Quote by Drake

 

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Dennis Wholey

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Dennis Wholey

 

 

 

 

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Dale Carnegie

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Dale Carnegie
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Dale Carnegie

 

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Dalai Lama

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama

 

 

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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
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Here are Some other Inspirational Quotes for Funtooza Readers

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin

A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin
A day without laughter is a day wasted Charlie Chaplin
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Inspirational Quotes - The Only Mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets
Inspirational Quotes – The Only Mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Alan Dundes
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Inspirational Quote by A. A. Milne
Abraham Lincoln’s Inspirational Quote

 

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