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You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life – Winston Churchill.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese – Steven Wright.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers
Time means a lot to me because you see, I, too, am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing and simplifying. If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of. Bruce Lee
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing. Seneca
As you get older three things to happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Norman Wisdom
My Life is y Message – Mahatma Gandhi
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.
Robert Fulghum
The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic – Jane Wagner
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
Leonardo Da Vinci Says “I love those who can smile in trouble”.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection – Drake
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Dennis Wholey
Dennis Wholey
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Dale Carnegie
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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Dalai Lama
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
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A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin
