Funniest One Liners Ever Heard Jokes: top 15 one-liner funny jokes

Hey, there Whatsapp is using me. I’m not addicted to Whatsapp. Hahaha, I only use it when I have time, lunchtime, break time, bedtime, this time, that time, at any time, all the time. Here my dad comes on Whatsapp ..… From now on my status would be ‘no status’ or just a smiley… My study period = 15! minutes. My break time = 3 hours.


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Funniest One Liners Ever Heard Jokes: Making someone laugh by a “one-liner joke”  is absolutely wonderful. If someone swaps you a short joke or tells you something humorous and you can’t stop laughing, it really makes sense.
Something similar is undoubtedly going to happen in today’s bizarre post. Therefore, Terribly hilarious jokes and sayings covering in one sentence. Fervently hope you guys like it. If you are interested! Don’t Miss Facebook Funny Status 2021: How To Leave Without Being Noticed.
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Funniest One Liners Ever Heard Jokes
Funniest One Liners Ever Heard Jokes

Funniest One Liners Ever Heard Jokes

  1. Hey, there Whatsapp is using me.
  2. I’m not addicted to Whatsapp. Hahaha, I only use it when I have time, lunchtime, break time, bedtime, this time, that time, at any time, all the time.
  3. Here my dad comes on Whatsapp ..… From now on my status would be ‘no status’ or just a smiley…
  4. My study period = 15! minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  5. People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.
  6. It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry
  7. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  8. I love my job only when I’m on vacation…
  9. lol !! I Love my Job when I look at the clock when it alerts for 5′ O Clock
  10. I like the office Clock when it’s at 5 o’clock.
  11. The only thing I gained so far THIS YEAR is weight
  12. You can never buy Love … But still, you have to pay for it…
  13. I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!
  14. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
  15. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.


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