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funny jokes between father and son in English
"Dear daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know dear son. I'm still paying for it." 1/6
mom and son funny jokes
Devoted son: Mom, yesterday when I was on the bus with dad, papa told me to give up my seat to a lady. Dear mom: Good, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom I was sitting comfortably on dear dad's lap. 2/6
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Father: Why did you notch up such a negative score in that exam? Son: Absence! Father: You were away for the day of the exam? Son: No but the clever boy who sits next to me was! 3/6
Father and son jokes
Father: Whenever I beat at chess, you don't get annoyed, how do you defuse your fierce anger? Son: I properly clean the toilet seat. With your toothbrush. 4/6
Father son funny jokes in english
A Religious father: "And why do you think it is necessary to be quiet in the local church?" Loyal son: "Because other notable people are sleeping peacefully." 5/6
Father son Christmas funny jokes
Father: Would you enjoy a pocket calculator for Christmas, son? Son: No thanks, Dad. I know how many private pockets your son got. 6/6

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"Dear daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know dear son. I'm still paying for it."
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mom and son funny jokes2
Devoted son: Mom, yesterday when I was on the bus with dad, papa told me to give up my seat to a lady. Dear mom: Good, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom I was sitting comfortably on dear dad's lap.
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Father: Why did you notch up such a negative score in that exam? Son: Absence! Father: You were away for the day of the exam? Son: No but the clever boy who sits next to me was!
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Father and son jokes4
Father: Whenever I beat at chess, you don't get annoyed, how do you defuse your fierce anger? Son: I properly clean the toilet seat. With your toothbrush.
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Father son funny jokes in english5
A Religious father: "And why do you think it is necessary to be quiet in the local church?" Loyal son: "Because other notable people are sleeping peacefully."
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Father son Christmas funny jokes6
Father: Would you enjoy a pocket calculator for Christmas, son? Son: No thanks, Dad. I know how many private pockets your son got.
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When we start to laugh, it not only just lighten our body but also induces many physical changes in our body. Funtooza place is dedicated for fun and enjoy 🙂 SO start enjoying right now with really funny joke 😀

Really Funny Joke about Fat man

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fat man jokes

Once a very fat man stepped on to an innocent weighing machine. He put a ten-cent coin into the machine’s slot. Out came a card with the printed words,” One by one, Sir, please.”

OMG Lawyer’s Fees Funny Joke

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Lawyers joke

A man walked into a lawyer’s office and quickly asked about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions” replied the lawyer politely.

”Isn’t that awfully steep, Mr?”, asked the man.

”Yes”, the lawyer replied decently, ”Kindly now ask your third question?”

Smart Wife

Wife husband really funny jokes
Wife Husband jokes

One lucky day as a husband was having his tea at home, his beautiful wife complained to him . . .

Wife: You know sweetheart, our new washerwoman stole two of our precious towels. That Crook!

Husband: Which Precious towels dear?

Wife: Don’t you remember The ones we stole from the hotel in Miami Beach.

Father Daughter Funny Jokes

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Father Daughter Jokes

Daughter: Dad, can you write in the dark too?

Dad: I think so sweetie. What do you want me to write in dark?

Daughter: Your name on my report card : (.

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Teacher and student really funny jokes
Teacher and student really funny jokes

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking and talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil: Exactly A teacher.

O Banta Singh Jokes

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Indian Santa Banta Really Funny Jokes

Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the Famous grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter just a few minutes ago.

“Where is my free and free gift?” he shouted at the shopkeeper suddenly.

“But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of the butter.” The shopkeeper answered very politely.

“Don’t make me fool” replied Banta, “It is a clearly written on the packet of the butter ‘Cholesterol free'”.

One-liner wife husband really funny jokes

one liner wife husband really funny jokes
one-liner wife husband really funny jokes

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING You Want – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL Bargain Deal?

Short Mother and son funny jokes

Short Mother and song funny jokes

Mother: Why did you get such low marks on that test?

Johnny: Mom, Because of absence.

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of your important test?

Johnny: No…no, but the kid who sits next to me was.

Just a Minute Joke

Junior John Joke
Junior John Joke

Little John asked a long-distance telephone operator, “Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York Please?”

The operator replied, “Just a minute, please.”

Little John: “Thank You” Then  He Cut The Call

COINCIDENCE
    Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”

Johnny: “Sir, my Mother, and Father got married on the same day and same time.” 

George Discovered America in a Classroom

Teacher and George Jokes
Teacher and George Jokes

Teacher: George, go through the map and find North America.

George: Mam, Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now tell me, class, who discovered America?

Class: George–George!

Hahaha Madam Joke

Taxi driver funny jokes
Taxi driver funny jokes

Taxi Driver: That will be 80 cents please, Madam.

I have only 50 cents. Can you drive me back a little?” She replied!

Dead Body Joke

Teacher and student funny jokes
Teacher and student funny jokes

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him . . . .

Teacher: Bobby, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

Right and Wrong Joke

Teacher and student really funny jokes
Teacher and student really funny jokes

Teacher writes a sum, 3 + 7 = 9, on the blackboard.

Teacher: Is the sum right?

First Student: Wrong.

Second Student: Right.

First Student: Wrong.

Second Student: Right

First Student: 3 + 7 should be 10 and not 9, right?

Second Student: Right.

First Student: Then why did you say 3 + 7 is 9 right?

Second Student: Because you say it is wrong and I agreed with you.

Who would want to wear a pair of shoes around the neck?

salesman jokes
salesman jokes

Customer: How much is that tie?
Salesman: Three dollars.
Customer: What! I can buy a pair of shoes for three dollars!
Salesman: Yes. But who would want to wear a pair of shoes around the neck?

LOL, ONly Five Joke 😀

father son short joke
father son short joke

Father: Have you taken your maths test, son?

Son: Taken already.
Father: Did you get them all right?
Son: Only five wrong
Father: Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?
Son: Five.

“I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.

father and son short really funny joke
father and son short really funny joke

One-liner funny Jokes

“Dad, I’m hungry …” “Hi hungry I’m the dad”  (OMG-LOL)

“Hold on, I have something in my shoe”  “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

Carlos Jokes

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really funny joke

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

The answer is “Carlos.”

  • Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on. 
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Dad son Jokes

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Tom, while scolding his son, said, "Why don't I ever see you study? Never seen you open a book." The crazy teen replied, "I do open a book every day." Tom asked, "And which one is that??" the teen said innocently, "Facebook!"

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Teacher: You say Michael suffers from cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking right now? Voice: This is my father, Sir.

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Father: Let me see your report card, Johnny. Johnny: I haven't. Father: Why not? Johnny: My friend borrowed it, and He wants to scare his parents.

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A father was trying teaching his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one insect in a glass of water and another insect in a glass of whiskey. The insect in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son," asked the papa, "what does that show you?" "Well, Dad, it shows that if drinking alcohol, you will not contain worms."

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“Dad, are bugs good to eat heartily?” queried the boy. “Gently let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied. After dinner, the father starts asking, “Now, son, what you wanted to inquire me?” “Oh, nothing,” the dear boy said. “There was a bug in your delicious soup, but now it’s gone willingly.”

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