Really Funny Jokes
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Really Funny joke for a day is very important and essential for stressed life. It works as a food 🙂 Once Charlie Chaplin Said “a day without laughter is a day wasted” Because he Understood what a Laughter worths! Jokes make us laugh and impacts the body in a positive sense.
When we start to laugh, it not only just lighten our body but also induces many physical changes in our body. Funtooza place is dedicated for fun and enjoy 🙂 SO start enjoying right now with really funny joke 😀
Really Funny Joke about Fat man
Once a very fat man stepped on to an innocent weighing machine. He put a ten-cent coin into the machine’s slot. Out came a card with the printed words,” One by one, Sir, please.”
OMG Lawyer’s Fees Funny Joke
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and quickly asked about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions” replied the lawyer politely.
”Isn’t that awfully steep, Mr?”, asked the man.
”Yes”, the lawyer replied decently, ”Kindly now ask your third question?”
One lucky day as a husband was having his tea at home, his beautiful wife complained to him . . .
Wife: You know sweetheart, our new washerwoman stole two of our precious towels. That Crook!
Husband: Which Precious towels dear?
Wife: Don’t you remember The ones we stole from the hotel in Miami Beach.
Father Daughter Funny Jokes
Daughter: Dad, can you write in the dark too?
Dad: I think so sweetie. What do you want me to write in dark?
Daughter: Your name on my report card : (.
- Teacher and student really funny jokes
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking and talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: Exactly A teacher.
O Banta Singh Jokes
Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the Famous grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter just a few minutes ago.
“Where is my free and free gift?” he shouted at the shopkeeper suddenly.
“But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of the butter.” The shopkeeper answered very politely.
“Don’t make me fool” replied Banta, “It is a clearly written on the packet of the butter ‘Cholesterol free'”.
One-liner wife husband really funny jokes
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING You Want – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL Bargain Deal?
Short Mother and son funny jokes
Mother: Why did you get such low marks on that test?
Johnny: Mom, Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of your important test?
Johnny: No…no, but the kid who sits next to me was.
Just a Minute Joke
Little John asked a long-distance telephone operator, “Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York Please?”
The operator replied, “Just a minute, please.”
Little John: “Thank You” Then He Cut The Call
Johnny: “Sir, my Mother, and Father got married on the same day and same time.”
George Discovered America in a Classroom
Teacher: George, go through the map and find North America.
George: Mam, Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now tell me, class, who discovered America?
Hahaha Madam Joke
Taxi Driver: That will be 80 cents please, Madam.
“I have only 50 cents. Can you drive me back a little?” She replied!
Dead Body Joke
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him . . . .
Teacher: Bobby, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Bobby: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Right and Wrong Joke
Teacher writes a sum, 3 + 7 = 9, on the blackboard.
Teacher: Is the sum right?
First Student: Wrong.
Second Student: Right.
First Student: Wrong.
Second Student: Right
First Student: 3 + 7 should be 10 and not 9, right?
Second Student: Right.
First Student: Then why did you say 3 + 7 is 9 right?
Second Student: Because you say it is wrong and I agreed with you.
Who would want to wear a pair of shoes around the neck?
Customer: How much is that tie?
Salesman: Three dollars.
Customer: What! I can buy a pair of shoes for three dollars!
Salesman: Yes. But who would want to wear a pair of shoes around the neck?
LOL, ONly Five Joke 😀
Father: Have you taken your maths test, son?
Son: Taken already.
Father: Did you get them all right?
Son: Only five wrong
Father: Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?
“I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.“
One-liner funny Jokes
“Dad, I’m hungry …” “Hi hungry I’m the dad” (OMG-LOL)
“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
The answer is “Carlos.”
- Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
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Tom, while scolding his son, said, "Why don't I ever see you study? Never seen you open a book." The crazy teen replied, "I do open a book every day." Tom asked, "And which one is that??" the teen said innocently, "Facebook!"
Teacher: You say Michael suffers from cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking right now? Voice: This is my father, Sir.
Father: Let me see your report card, Johnny. Johnny: I haven't. Father: Why not? Johnny: My friend borrowed it, and He wants to scare his parents.
A father was trying teaching his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one insect in a glass of water and another insect in a glass of whiskey. The insect in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son," asked the papa, "what does that show you?" "Well, Dad, it shows that if drinking alcohol, you will not contain worms."
“Dad, are bugs good to eat heartily?” queried the boy. “Gently let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied. After dinner, the father starts asking, “Now, son, what you wanted to inquire me?” “Oh, nothing,” the dear boy said. “There was a bug in your delicious soup, but now it’s gone willingly.”