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Really Funny joke for a day is very important and essential for stressed life. It works as a food 🙂 Once Charlie Chaplin Said “a day without laughter is a day wasted” Because he Understood what a Laughter worths! Jokes make us laugh and impacts the body in a positive sense.

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When we start to laugh, it not only just lighten our body but also induces many physical changes in our body. Funtooza place is dedicated for fun and enjoy 🙂 SO start enjoying right now with really funny joke 😀

 

  • Really Funny Joke about Fat man
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Once a fat man stepped on to a weighing machine. He put a ten-cent coin into the slot. Out came a card with the printed words,” One by one, please.”

  • OMG Lawyer’s Fees  
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lawyer joke

A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. Fifty dollars for three questions replied the lawyer.

”Isn’t that awfully steep?”, asked the man.

”Yes”, the lawyer replied, ”and what was your third question?”

 

  • SMart wife
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Wife Husband Joke

One day as a husband was having his tea at home, his wife complained to him . . .

Wife: You know dear, our new washerwoman stole two of our towels. That crook!

Husband: Which towels dear?

Wife: The ones we stole from the hotel in Miami Beach.

  • funny jokes kids
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funny jokes kids

Daughter: Dad, can you write in the dark?

Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Daughter: Your name on this report card.

 

 

  • funniest short joke of the day
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Funny Jokes Kids

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil: A teacher.

  • O Banta Singh
Funny Banta Joke
Funny Singh Joke

Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago.

“Where is my free gift?” he shouted at the shopkeeper.

“But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter.” The shopkeeper answered politely.

“Don’t fool me,” replied Banta, “It is clearly written on the packet of the butter ‘Cholesterol free'”.

 

  • Outside a secondhand shop
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funny jokes for adults

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

 

  • Absence
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Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

Johnny: Because of absence.

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

  • Just a Minute
Little John Funny Joke
Little John Funny Joke

Little John asked a long-distance telephone operator, “Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?”

The operator replied, “Just a minute.”

Little John: “Thank You” The  He Cut The Call

 

  • COINCIDENCE

Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”

Johnny: “Sir, my Mother, and Father got married on the same day and same time.” 

 

 

 

  • George Discovered America in a Classroom 🙂

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.

George: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: George!

 

  • Hahahaha Madam

Taxi Driver: That will be 80 cents please, Madam.

Lady: I have only 50 cents. Can you drive me back a little?

 

  • Dead Body and cycle

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him . . . .

Teacher: Bobby, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

 

Right And Wrong

Teacher writes a sum, 3 + 7 = 9, on the blackboard.

Teacher: Is the sum right?

First Student: Wrong.

Second Student: Right.

First Student: Wrong.

Second Student: Right

First Student: 3 + 7 should be 10 and not 9, right?

Second Student: Right.

First Student: Then why did you say 3 + 7 is 9 right?

Second Student: Because you say it is wrong and I agreed with you.

 

  • Who would want to wear a pair of shoes around the neck?

Customer: How much is that tie?

Salesman: Three dollars.

Customer: What! I can buy a pair of shoes for three dollars!

Salesman: Yes. But who would want to wear a pair of shoes around the neck?

 

  • Lol, Only  Five 😀

Father: Have you taken your maths test, son?

Son: Taken already.

Father: Did you get them all right?

Son: Only five wrong

Father: Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?

Son: Five.

 

“I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’” 

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really funny joke

 

“Dad, I’m hungry …” “Hi hungry I’m the dad”  (OMG-LOL)

“Hold on, I have something in my shoe”  “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

Carlos Jokes

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really funny joke

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

 

  • Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on. 
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Dad son Jokes

 

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