Tom, while scolding his son, said, "Why don't I ever see you study? Never seen you open a book." The crazy teen replied, "I do open a book every day." Tom asked, "And which one is that??" the teen said innocently, "Facebook!"
Teacher: You say Michael suffers from cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking right now? Voice: This is my father, Sir.
Father: Let me see your report card, Johnny. Johnny: I haven't. Father: Why not? Johnny: My friend borrowed it, and He wants to scare his parents.
A father was trying teaching his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one insect in a glass of water and another insect in a glass of whiskey. The insect in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son," asked the papa, "what does that show you?" "Well, Dad, it shows that if drinking alcohol, you will not contain worms."
“Dad, are bugs good to eat heartily?” queried the boy. “Gently let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied. After dinner, the father starts asking, “Now, son, what you wanted to inquire me?” “Oh, nothing,” the dear boy said. “There was a bug in your delicious soup, but now it’s gone willingly.”